44 lines
1.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
44 lines
1.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
from random import shuffle, choice, randint
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from time import sleep
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from sys import stdout
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from os import listdir, path
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def p(t):
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stdout.write(t)
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stdout.flush()
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RED='\033[91m'
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GREEN='\033[92m'
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RESET='\033[0m'
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def runhack(f):
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while True:
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t = choice(f)
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s = ("%-70s" % (t()+".....") )
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p(s)
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sleep(randint(1,20)/10.0)
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fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
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while fail:
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p("["+RED+"FAIL"+RESET+"]\n")
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p(s)
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sleep(randint(1,20)/10.0)
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fail = (randint(1,5)==1)
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p("["+GREEN+"DONE"+RESET+"]\n")
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if __name__ == "__main__":
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runhack([
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lambda: "Tracing IP %d.%d.%d.%d" % (randint(10,192), randint(0,254), randint(0,254), randint(1,70) ),
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lambda: "Exploiting Port %d" % randint(5,1024),
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lambda: "Reroute it to the spaghetti. Keep it in the loop",
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lambda: "Crack Steam-powered defense system",
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lambda: "Starting internet explorer",
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lambda: "Trying exploit 0x%X" % (randint(0,2**16)),
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lambda: ("Injecting red code into %s") % (lambda p: choice(list(filter(lambda e: path.isfile(e), [path.join(p,f) for f in listdir(p)]))))("/etc"),
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lambda: "Encrypting code",
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lambda: "Collect user hashes",
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lambda: "Connect to %s" % choice(["nsa.gov", "fbi.gov", "whitehouse.gov", "facebook.com", "zom.bi"]),
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lambda: "Hacking"
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])
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